Saturday, March 28, 2009

Insatiable.

E-A-R-T-H. our home! Everyone's gonna do their part for earth hour~ but it's so ironic. Turn off the lights but light candles. LOL.

Let's imagine earth hour was forced. Meaning the government turned off all power generating sources and we'll be living like primitive people. No phones, no internet, no lights and the like.

Experiment 1

Forced Earth Hour - Cutting off electricity for an hour.

Results. Wouldn't be very interesting or beneficial to the earth in any sense and people would just go on living their lives.



Experiment 2

Earth Day - Cutting off electricity for a day.

Results. People would get fucking pissed and thought it was some bad joke and treat it like nothing happened the next day.




Experiment 3

Earth Week - Cutting off electricity for a week.

Results. People get very annoyed and start walking the streets because there isnt anything else to fucking do. When power resumes they would definitely appreciate electricity more.

The results are short but i'm too lazy to type.

NOW, lets go out on a limb here and say that fossil fuels have already run out. So, no electricity around the globe. Banks open up because the security system fails. People, now deranged and absolutely bonkers run around the streets filled with dead cars and just go for the money which MIGHT be of use if they haven't embraced their primal nature yet. If they do, they'll be thinking about survival. Killing people just to get to the last banana (imagine the horror). They form small groups, burning wood for fire and warmth. Talking becomes obsolete because it drains energy. People revert to spastic blinks and grunts. These different groups slowly evolve to have similar traits, bigger hands, stronger bodies.

Not to mention before this, the maximum security prisons and loony bins opening up and releasing those fiends into society once again (stolen from George Carlin). Then let's see where humanity has gone to now. When all the cattle and sheep and sources of food are depleted, cannibalism starts. oh.. your parents look pretty delicious now don't they? The whole world reverts back to the stone age and we start all over again.

Slowly discovering, slowly evolving again. Inventing, building, burning, cutting. Alas some nitwit found a new source of energy. Oh no no, it's not the green type it's one that requires the burning of water (Water can be burned. It's proven) and the whole fucking cycle starts again.

We really need to learn.